Posted 22 hours ago

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

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Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

Posted 22 hours ago

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

ihills:

me as a parent:

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Posted 22 hours ago

y’all realize martial law is back in ferguson right

ruininoyima:

there’s an armored convoy about tossing tear gas now so much for that fucking “resolution” earlier today

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don’t let this shit die. we still don’t have justice and even at that police CONTINUE to oppress the people so quit it and start paying attention again. open your eyes.

Posted 22 hours ago
Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
Anonymous asked

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

Posted 22 hours ago

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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Posted 22 hours ago

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)