consulting-longshot: friendly reminder that Moriarty was eleven years old when he committed his first murder
nosdrinker: at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
senor-cactuar: the avengers? how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
pizza: people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable
shippery: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE
thishereisahetaliafan: hometalia-that-is-all: nekrfa: i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND wales Every family has a Rebel Can we also talk about the Welsh flag Fuck you I have a dragon
facebook: omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr: happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga
dianabaabe: am I in the process of getting attractive or am I stuck like this forever
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
missleonardhofstadter: Has been all about the coffee and Xbox. My two favourite things in life.
living-the-daydream: thelovelettur: how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what who told you
foreveralone-lyguy: Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay
julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion they aren’t “sad” when you abort them they do not “realize what is happening” And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with #i’m not saying its aliens #but
abiquail: some girls are like “yeah i try to wear a different bra every week” but i will literally wear the same bra for 5 months if it’s comfortable enough
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
loungezombie: gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin ...
Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
vampirevvekend: being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away
forestferncreations: -mayday: felicefawn: Being on Tumblr all the time gives me such a deluded view of the world. I start believing that everyone is pro-choice, open-minded, have moral compass, care about animals, care about sexism, racism, body shaming, etc, but then I walk out my front door and realise that everyone is still just as moronic as they were two years ago. accurate fucking...
hydrogenbombs: when i die, bury me in a japanese schoolgirl outfit
hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg
amerryleetlechristmas: well son, a blog is formed when your loneliness and your narcissism fall in love with each other
me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
me: Nice ass
me: the fuck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: ugh bus
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED
ladyofhuntingandhobbits: giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
deodrant: u cant just give me attention then randomly stop wtf